10. Anna Semenovich
Busty Anna is an ex-competitive ice dancer. Do you know what that means? It means the only types of women that are more flexible than her are professional gymnasts. This of course means much fun in the boudoir. Provided you ever got that far with her, which is unlikely as she is so smoking h-a-w-t!
9. Natalia Sokolova
Not to be confused with 1940s Russian athlete Natalya Sokolova – or current Russian biathlete Natalya Sokolova – this Natalia Sokolova is yet another juicy eastern babe who has graced the hallowed pages of Playboy magazine. The 34-year-old Moscow girl was Playboy’s coveted Playmate of the Month for April 1999 and is, fittingly, very, very hot indeed.
8. Elena Berkova
7. Lena Katina
One half of ‘lesbian’ underage schoolgirl band t.A.T.u, Katina has been in the spotlight since she was a young girl, singing in the popular Russian children’s band Neposedi (think fucked up Eastern Block Disney Club). Having already been scantily dressed by her overpowering manager for the entirety of t.A.T.u’s career, more recently she went one step further and appeared completely naked in the music video for their ‘hit’ single ‘White Robe’.
6. Yulia Volkova
Part two of ridiculously audacious niche band t.A.T.u, Yulia has been as modestly dressed for the duration of her career as former band-mate Lena, similarly appearing in her birthday suit for their most recent single. With controversies including exposing her breast during a masturbating scene in a music video when she was reportedly only 17, she is clearly not afraid to put herself out there. She is currently working on a fledgling solo career after a fallout with her ‘lesbian lover’ Lena.
5. Anna Chapman
Imagine James Bond. Now imagine him with tits, and a Russian accent, and red hair. Basically, imagine James Bond is actually a hot redheaded Russian female spy who did a lingerie shoot after being rumbled and subsequently deported for doing cool spy activities in New York. This is Anna Chapman, whose already abundant hotness was only furthered by her confession in June of this year that she was indeed spying for Russia in the United States. Maybe if this was 20 years ago we might have been more appalled, but now that the Cold War is truly thawed, it’s Anna’s fiery good looks which have us all reaching for the concealed weapon.
4. Olga Urashova
Professional model Olga, 30, left her native Russia to live and work in Holland, and has appeared in various publications over there including a cover feature in Playboy magazine. She has no particularly interesting features about herself, except of course her massive pair of fun bags and painstakingly perfect form. Word.
3. Natalia Vodianova
Brought up in such a destitute manner that it sounds like something out of a Dickens novel, what’s hot about catwalk model Natalia is that you know she wouldn’t take any shit. With her don’t-even-think-about-it stare and expertise at hardcore Soviet Street Fighting (probably), she’s the rough girl from Russia who made it big. Nowadays she spends her time on the arm of a British Viscount whom she married in 2001, making her a true case of rags-to-riches.
2. Anna Kournikova
The founder of hot Russian-ness in the West, retired tennis player and minor celebrity Anna kept tennis fans riveted to the sport for the best part of ten years with her excellent choice of small and revealing outfits. She has been dating singing superstar and professional lucky bastard Enrique Inglesias for 8 years, and claimed on a recent television talk show that they were ‘very happy together’. Make up your own joke about her ball handling.
1. Maria Sharapova
Aw shit, homes. Where might one even begin with lovely Maria? The tennis boner-maker took what Anna Kournikova started, melted it down, twisted it around and sculpted it back into the hottest ever tennis body ever. Ever. I could go on and on about how she’s won Wimbledon and the U.S. and Australian Opens or her 22 WTA titles, but no one actually cares about tennis. It’s all about the sweaty mini skirt-wearing babes – of whom Maria is definitely the reigning champion.
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